Gobble Gobble

It almost looks like I'm trying to be Google's homepage!!

Who am I kidding? Google's doodles are far superior to mind :)

I had a hard time figuring out Thanksgiving things that could be shaped into G's and L's.

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!!

A lawful, scientific birthday

Another variation...

I really need to find a different way to wish people a happy birthday.

Enjoy your Thanksgiving!

Friday's Thank You Notes #20 (10/28/11)

l make a list of serious and silly thank you's (a la Late Night) and post a picture of one of my handmade thank you cards every Friday. Have a happy Friday and a nice Halloween weekend! 

This is more of a Halloween card than a thank you card. So, um, thank you, Halloween?

THANK YOU, HALLOWEEN...


-for pumpkin carving and lit jack-o-lantern trails!

                     

-for CANDY! and cavities, but CANDY!

-for somehow making it okay for women to be scantily clad. It's actually not okay, but if they want to freeze they can.

Facebook Bookface

Another variation...

"You say goodbye and I say hello"

H=house  E=egg  L=ladder  L=ladder O=olive

I honestly thought that "hello" was spelled with an "-ow" at the end until I was at least 7. I also thought that "Oregon" was pronounced Ore-ah-gone instead of Organ until...well...it's embarrassing. In my defense, my third grade teacher referred to the awesome computer game as Ore-ah-gone Trail. So there. 

The Big Bang Theory

I met Jim Parsons who plays Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory because he is in the Broadway revival of The Normal Heart. I made him a corny Bazinga card and he accepted it!! He is so sweet and so talented =)

Friday's Thank You Notes #5 (6/03/11)

Every Friday I'll make a list of silly and serious thank you's while also posting a homemade thank you card. 

...cats and dogs, for not literally falling from the sky.  PETA would not be pleased.

...person who mouths words when a glass barrier is between us. What are you thinking? I can't lip read!! Please shout! 


...college-ruled paper, for sounding so smart. If I write on you, can I get smarter?

Credit: here

...yellow #2 pencils, for being the prime writing utensil for standardized tests. I will forever associate you with evil.


...that moment  you're walking towards an acquaintance with sunglasses on and the following runs through your mind:
"Are they looking at me? Where are they looking? Do I wave? Do I not wave? What should I--" Ooookaaayy, you just walked past me. I guess you weren't looking at me after all.

...100 calorie snack packs. Your main purpose is to teach portion control, but it's not working since I eat five packs at once.

...multiple clocks in a single room with unsynchronized ticks. And you wonder why insomnia is so prevalent. 

...stamps that you get on your hand at the entrance of amusement parks and clubs. No matter how hard I scrub, you never seem to want to come off. Don't get me wrong-I had a great time in your venue last night-but you're making me look like I don't wash my hands or something.

...you for reading this. Just thanks.

Friday's Thank You Notes #2 (5/13/11)

Jimmy Fallon has a segment on his Late Night show called Thank You Notes every Friday. He, along with his writers, thank people/objects on a weekly basis. Pretty witty stuff. 


I've been doing attempting something similar since last week. Every Friday I'll make a list of silly and serious thank you's while also posting a homemade thank you card. Happy Friday! Enjoy your weekend!!

A nerdy thank you card.
A million thanks!
I know the bananas seem out of place, but they're spelling out a "K" and K=potassium. har har 

THANK YOU,

-earphones, for giving me the chance to look like I'm listening to music when I'm not so I can eavesdrop on surrounding conversations.


-science and technology, for succeeding in the first full face transplant in the U.S. Two months later, Dallas Wiens can now smell!

-hand sanitizer, for only removing 99.9% of germs. If I get sick, I know who deserves a death glare. Achoo.


-the kitchen sink. I just wanted to express my gratitude because everyone seems to be forgetting you.


-Duane Reade, for selling this tissue box. It's 75% tree-free AND it has designs. Thanks for making the act of blowing my nose that much more hip.

-train of thought...Oh wait, where'd you go?

-for reading this. You rock.

Fonts

In middle school there was a girl that I'll call J. She told me that I would grow up to make my own font and she was kind of right because I do like the alphabet. She was also the one who said I looked like a Siamese cat and I was slightly very hurt. She thought she looked like a sea otter. Psh, she did not was not cute enough.

Someone blinded me with science