Thanks for breakfast. It doesn't look like a plate or a piece of toast, though. |
THANK YOU...
-artichoke hearts, for your poor attempt at making me eat you. The lovely "hearts" in your name will not fool me, buddy.
-haircuts at a salon, for making my hair look amazing...until I wash it and dry it myself.
-the sound a soda can makes when it's being opened.
-freshly laundered sheets and blankets.
-oysters, for being on the "Top 3 Dangerous Foods to Eat" list along with raw sprouts and raw milk. Too bad I'm going to an OysterFest tomorrow...
-the Halloween costume, Anna Rexia, for poking fun at anorexia. Fantastic, that's a great message to send to people. What's the next costume going to be? Dee Pression? Bully Mia? Petey Esdee? It makes me so angry.
-for reading this. Enjoy your weekend!
I love artichoke hearts! Although the edges are always just a little too tough for my comfort.
ReplyDeleteAnd that costume is ridiculously offensive. But I guess it's no worse than the body images we see plastered in the media twenty times a day.
Eww artichoke hearts...hahaha.
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